A CARROT FOR YOUR THOUGHTS

i know i know

i have said

 " if nirvana is god's carrot

i am  bugs bunny "

but

since taking a nip at so many

dangling delights in alignment with whats coming 

which have been posted 

to assist with the ascension

process by releasing the old programs

i am just  fucking out of my mind!

it must be karma

since one of the "real" jobs on my resume is

that i was a carrot on broadwy

- the made up ones

are actually easier to believe!

...

st.elmer of fud

(coming through a recent channeling in the field of pleasures)

has assured me

" you can have your carrot

and eat it too!"

&

as i am

lead to believe, there are more

ways to get to god

than carrots in farmer john's long johns!

coming out of my pen is

this from another nome de plume, U-sage

(meaning "rabbit" in jappanese...

chosen by my self  because, everything has a "usage" )

:

"is that a carrot in your ear?"

"what i cant hear you, i have a carrot in my ear"

love you got

THERE IS NO BLAME

there is no blame for the state you are in

(so even if you're in west virginia, get over it)!

yes, the way the whirled has us now

sometimes falling head over heels

as we're out and about

thinking of ascension

plan after ascension

plan, remember :

we live in a loving universe

which provides every healing

under the sun

at the drop of a wishbone!

...

as my angel

assures me

"everyone should be able to touch

his /her toes."

( and just between us, i have come to appreciate  head

never over heals ...it comes as it does

to do the job at hand

and leaves one feeling so rightly rooted in the world !)

love you got

THE PRICE OF BEING SELF EMPLOYED

as far back as i can remember i

have always been for playing

with myself at home

more than for working out

with office routines

in another person's business

the down side of this is that

i have had to be every body

at my own christmas parties

besides being santa

(and i admit i have always done a good job

by never giving away 

the presence of that one

to anyone else there )

the upside i imagine

if a case of sexual  harassment comes to be reported,

 it would be no doubt stemming from abusing myself

religiously over time

in the making of art for play (and fucking the prophets)!

{the red headline above shown was saved from going into the trash -

its up for grabs now}

love you got

PUT YOURSELF IN THE HANDS OF JESUS

maybe its "BLEEBLE MANIA" time?

i am not sure, but whatever it is that the Universe is handing us now -

 it is coming from our collective amusement park - no doubt

 its not just a grab bag and go past go to collect yourself

thing anymore {or even a gag gift being presented,

 by some divine party planner} but something

 is happening out there and in hear

isnt it mr. jones?

AND YOUR MAIN SQUEEZE IS....?

whatever grabs your fancy now

may all your pleasures con -

tribute to the up-liftment

of us all

&

leave the downers

speechless forever

holding their piece

love you got

(now go know - in my cleaning out

i came up with all of the above!)

POP GOES THE BLEEBLE !!!

when i worked on campus, (which i later discovered was just one word) this was one of my favorite toys!
i kept it in my treasure chest for tripping hippies ... some on bummers, some on good trips:

some found themselves flat on their face, others found god ... respectively, and i found them all.
in retrospect,  it was the beginning of my being a spiritual counselor.

i always found time for a good laugh, (no matter the line out my room was longer at times than that to see the midnight show of Fantasia !) like when the president of the college called me into his office to talk about "the drug problem on campus" and i broke the ice by saying, "yes, i know...most of the good sources have dried up!"

when my friend big deb squeezed mine to death, ( my Bleeble, not my Source) i wasn't laughing...i was just thankful i had managed to slip out of her hands in time!
but that didnt happen until after i had taken my friend (the bleeble - not big debs...altho i had taken her brother - but thats another story!) on my travels to europe in the summer of 1971. while waiting to pass the german customs on a train from amsterdam bound for denmark, i was feeling all of my relatives who had had a train ride to the death camps, and so as this official was eying me in my long hair and beard, ( i could see his suspicion stripping me for the shower) of being a dope smuggler, i felt like was in a double boiler. yes, he was certain he had a nabbed one, and as he proceeded to go through my backpack, dirty laundry and all, he was sniffing everything in hopes of finding the contraband. after a long whiff of my bubble bottle ( i could have told him LSD as no oder) he got to the box in which i carried my bleeble; he grinned. he was sure he had found it! as he asked me to open it, all eyes on the train were on the two of us. i lifted the lid off, to reveal first that lovely zen like bald head , and then gently took him into my palm with great care...the other passengers were really loving this...and slowly i squeezed my bleeble - it takes great concentration to pop one eye, then the other, then one ear and then the other - not all at once like a "slam bang, thank you mam" man!
i like to feel that the laughter that rocked the train that day was a karmic healing, as tiny an offering as it was, for all who had perished at the hands of the nazi. and even that officer, melted a bit, as he realized he had been fooled by his own beliefs...appearances are merely illusions of the greater illusion, arent they?
now i have another "main squeeze"...actually two; one is my love, and the other one ,well...

if life imitates art

is this the buddha's bleeble?

love you got

TROUBLE IN PARADISE (maybe)



what if heaven is up to us? 

not if we've had it up to here (stuck in the throat per chants, and not quite to the third eye, yet)...or that it is up to our tricks ( god jokes too,you know and no doubt just like mine, few get his/her punch lines!)...however , more like IF it is up to us to keep it up (has spiritual viagara come on the market yet?) and not be falling down on us one day like sky lab did.

while we have been taught to pray to the angles and god for help, and that one day we might come to experience "Heaven on Earth"... maybe it is up to us now to send loving thoughts to our angels, to god and to all of the above!

i know that Life is not a multiple choice test...as much as we are given choices to make, its just now that i am becoming aware at how even heaven might be tested...a pop quiz so to speak?

and if it is up to me, by god, i'd pass them all the answers, however i have no answers, because i didnt make up the test ( i do have some extra i shadow and blush to share - if any will just open to ask, you know by no doubt that you will receive!).

so today i am sending jesus all my love, and to The Creator too, and to all my angels, and spirit guides too...and the same goes out divinely to buddha, allah, all the hindu dieties, the great spirit of the native americans, the beings of the dream time, the egyptian, mayan and greek pantheons, as well as to the goddess in all her incarnations...and if i have left anyone out , (like from outer space) put your whole self in ...and shake it all about!

i survived being closed out of independent studies in college in order to know how to play the game!

seems like now there's a game going on above me...and its not strip poker in apartment 3RN, either-

besides we cant get any more naked to god than we already are in !

i cant say any more...i dont know more...other than i am being moved to make this my entry for today.

i learned years ago that we were all gods ...in training. and by god, if you want to keep on the right track, ( " i think i can, i think i can ") then just empty all the love that you have ever felt into one Thought, and see it rising to heal heaven now...and if per chants there is no trouble in paradise, may all that love just rain down upon us...and remember not to leave the cake out in the rain again!

love you got

SOMETHING ABOUT LOVELAND

when i first landed at the denver airport, even before i got to where princess dianna was waiting for me holding a sign up for "Myrtle"...altho i thought it was she who was dressed up as wonder woman, i was aware of a being walking towards me ,as i was like wise to him, and there was this instant recognition between us of knowing Oneself. i was just so excited  to be seeing my old friend again, that i didnt stop to get to know this new one. i let the same thing happen again when she and i were coming back into town after our healing time on the mountain ...however i did know where this chance encounter happened and was determined to find a way to get back and say "thank you for the dance".
the following is a letter i wrote to the city of loveland, in hopes someone there would know who this angel was:

Good morning , and thanks for responding.

I did not get the name of the gentleman in the pick-up truck outside the Chasteens Grove water treatment plant (on Aug 9th about 2pm) with whom I had that brief but delightful exchange....so here's hoping this  thank you finds its way to him, and if not, may this go out to all the people of Loveland, just the same.

Dear Sir,

I was photographing the sign at the water treatment plant when you pulled up to the white pick up I was  riding in.

You asked what we were up and I responded that we had just come back from a healing retreat. (I was wearing a t-shirt that read "One People One planet One God" .)

In fact, I was the one who came out from NYC to facilitate that retreat.

It just seemed so right to photograph the sign of "Loveland" since that was the space we

were in after coming down from the mountain.

I was taken by your radiant smile and the joyful energy that you shared with a stranger on the road.

However natural that was, or however small that "Howdy" may seem, I want to acknowledge how much that reinforced my belief that we are indeed one people living on a 

beautiful planet. I send you many blessing for making my day...

Nomaste ( "I salute the Divinity within you")

Rev. Glenn of Trees

Mission of The Creative Spirit

and this is the reply i received this morning:

Dear sir,
       I would like to take the time to say thank you for writing such a wonderful email/ letter.  I deeply regret not taking more time to talk to you as your energy and kindness was very refreshing.  I have had a rough very negative couple of weeks and meeting you helped bring that positive energy back into my life.  It's as I teach my children every positive  impact you can have in someone's life either brief or long term can last a lifetime.  You have done this for me and I in return try do the same for people in my life now or in the future.  There is no greater power in this world than kindness and love, and thanks to you, you have proven this to be true.  Thank you for helping me in my time of low energy to bring me back where I need to be in my life.  Nameste to you as well.  May your travels and teachings bless others and bring them the same positive in their lives.
       There are a lot of wonderful people in this world that would have done the same. Thank you once again for lifting me back up.  May your travels and life be blessed.

and so i am in awe of the love, land, and heavens above that reinforce my being at one with all Life.

love you got